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My entry for [livejournal.com profile] ksvalentine. :'D

Fandom: Star Trek
Rating: R
Warning: Mpreg (implied, not graphic), craaaaaaack.
Prompt: Bones is a third wheel when he's stuck on a planet out with Jim and Spock for Valentine's Day.


McCoy run! Out of the disaster radius~


The immediate aftermath of the above picture. McCoy's hiding amongst the rocks in the background, swearing. **EDIT: The lighting of this picture looked unnatural, so I fixed it and uploaded a new version.


Apparently he chose to sedate himself because GODDAMMIT HE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT SPOCK IS CAPABLE OF MAKING THOSE NOISES.


Two months later is when McCoy decides that he's totally going to resign his position on the Enterprise... after publishing his paper on the viability of Human-Vulcan hybrid with male pregnancy.

Notes: So let's hope I manage to get the story across with my mismatched storytelling method? The fake Starfleet medical form I made one day when I was bored with nothing to do. I tried using an existing form as my reference basis, but if there's any inaccuracies when it comes to proper medical practices, well, I KNOW NOTHING. :'D Also, let's pretend there are still paper documents in the future?

On a wholly unrelated note, here's Jim trying to seduce Spock by graphing hearts.
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Date: 2011-02-15 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trista-zevkia.livejournal.com
I've got a great big smile on my face! This is adorable, and I love McCoy decided to put his signature and medical license number on the last form, so he can submit it to Starfleet that way! They'd have the lot in for psyche evaluations in twenty minutes. :)

Date: 2011-02-16 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Too bad Jim's intercepted the form before McCoy had a chance to send the form in. XDDD

Date: 2011-02-15 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darlapr0duction.livejournal.com
Wow. This has made my Valentine!! You have spoilt us. I love both the kisses Jim and Spock are sharing. Grumpy McCoy is adorable. And the medical forms are hilarious. Thank You for sharing!

Date: 2011-02-16 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Glad you like these. I had fun making them! 8D

Date: 2011-02-15 01:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] awarrington.livejournal.com
The first picture is hilarious: worst fucking Valentine's Day ever! I laughed.

The next picture is just...gorgeous. Really lovely. Kissing the human and vulcan way and Spock's blush... aw. This is totally how I imagined them in one of the scenes in my story Coming Home - sex against a rock. :D

And then the medical forms which are just brilliant! How can you manage to get Jim and Bones so in character with a medical form? Genius!

And Jim's pregnant. Just too, too much. Thank you for making my day! ♥

Date: 2011-02-16 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
So happy you find it funny. I've staring at this for so long that I don't know if it's funny anymore. :'DDD Thank you very much! You're awesome for organising this. <3

I know exactly which scene you're referring to. I've only read that fic 135029845 times. <3<3<3

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From: [identity profile] awarrington.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-02-16 10:44 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2011-02-15 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vickyblueeyez.livejournal.com
I love all of this

Date: 2011-02-16 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Thank you. <3

Date: 2011-02-15 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigmamag.livejournal.com
Image (http://tinypic.com?ref=ruy3ki)

I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER FROM THE MEDICAL ENCOUNTER FORMS, ESPECIALLY THE SECOND. I think my favorite lines are "I'm always in sickbay" (so meta) and "WHY IS IT POSITIVE" because of Jim's little swooning hearts and I swear I hear him sing-songing, "because Spock loves me!"

Date: 2011-02-16 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
I swear I hear him sing-songing, "because Spock loves me!"
Exactly what I have in mind. 8DDD

Thank you!

Date: 2011-02-15 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rae1013.livejournal.com
LOLZ! Poor Bones. He suffers so greatly. Those medical forms are freaking perfect! The pink pen! Scribbling out Winona's name. Aw. And the second picture with the kissing against the rocks. UNF! That is just. Yeah. I love how you draw hands. And Jim's hand carding through Spock's hair, and Spock gripping Jim's back and the kissing fingers, wow. Breathtaking. ♥

Date: 2011-02-16 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
I'M SORRY BONES FOR TORMENTING YOU LIKE THIS. TRUST ME IT'S OUT OF LOVE~

Awwww thank you. I enjoy drawing hands, especially the Vulcan kisses. <3

Date: 2011-02-15 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] afallenseraphim.livejournal.com
That Mpreg form is my newest favorite thing ever to happen ever.

Dammit Jim why is it positive?!
Because Spock loves me!

*dies laughing*

Date: 2011-02-16 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Ohohoho, happy to know that my inner!Bones and Kirk amused you.

Date: 2011-02-15 02:11 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] verizonhorizon.livejournal.com
That is so precious I can't even. I was cracking up at Jim's edits everywhere! How clever! And that drawing of them getting it on and Vulcan kissing - that was just gorgeous!

Date: 2011-02-16 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Woot! I'm satisfied as long as people find this as hilarious as I do. 8DDDDD Thank you!

Date: 2011-02-15 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lalazee.livejournal.com
Oh my god bb, this was brilliant. Every single moment. The cartoon in the beginning and Bones' reports intercepted by Jim had my ribs literally aching from the LULZ. And andand making out against the rock YES YES YESSSS and I looove the hands in this, and Jim's back muscles make me hnggg and lust over a cartoon character, so you win at life. All around fabulous in all the ways and I love you.

Date: 2011-02-16 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
<3<3<3 Aflaksjdflakj thank you! Glad you like this. Hilarious and sexy, my two main goals! (I admit I might have spent extra time on drawing their hands. MAYBE.)

Date: 2011-02-15 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pmastamonkmonk.livejournal.com
Too perfect <3 <3 <3 The medical forms are a riot, you got them so in character!

Date: 2011-02-16 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Thank you so much. <3

Date: 2011-02-15 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Omg!! I'm sitting in a room waiting for a meeting to start, trying really hard not to crack but I can't get the stupid grin off of my face. I love love love the medical forms. Jim finding a pink marker and making the form Pretty much warmed my heart. I need to read this again when I can laugh my ass off. So very very great and I love Bones to itty bitty bits. Poor bones. I'll keep you safe from Jim and his elf! I baked some yummy cookies, and I will eat some for you!! <3

Date: 2011-02-15 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smokiquartz.livejournal.com
Awck!! That annoymouse is me!! I thought I was logged in apparently not!!

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From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-02-16 04:37 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2011-02-15 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leandralocke.livejournal.com
LMAO!

I normally don't read mpreg but this was sooooo funny. God those charts made me crack up. I couldn't contain my laughter though I'm at WORK!
Especially
"Fuck Jim, why is it positive" And OMG. Treatment: Abortion, NO!
God, this shouldn't make me laugh as much as it did.

Fantastic job on those. And the art was beautiful as well! :)

Loved it!!

Date: 2011-02-16 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Glad you give this a try despite your aversion to mpreg. Thank you. ^_^

Date: 2011-02-15 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garglingargoyle.livejournal.com
This is awesome. OMG, the medical encounter forms. Hilarious.

Date: 2011-02-16 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
I tried my best~

Date: 2011-02-15 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gmonkey42.livejournal.com
Eeeeee hearts graph FTW!

The picture is lovely and the forms are LOL :D

Date: 2011-02-16 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Can't take credit for the equation. I saw that online somewhere and thought it would be perfect for K/S.

Thank you. <3

Date: 2011-02-15 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-kymoon.livejournal.com
Well this is pure awesomeness! ♥

The first drawing is both cute and funny, the second marvelously sexy and the forms are just so hilarious!
Also the unrelated heart graphs at the end are epic!

Date: 2011-02-16 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Cut, sexy and hilarious! My three favourite adjectives. <3 Thank you!

Date: 2011-02-15 04:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] fprintmoon.livejournal.com
awww. thank for sharing. *g*

Date: 2011-02-16 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Teehee! 8DDDD

Date: 2011-02-15 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunny-rainfall.livejournal.com
awwwwww lolz adorable

Date: 2011-02-16 03:21 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-02-15 05:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chimera-ally.livejournal.com
*dies of laughter* Oh the medical sheets, oh my god! that is absolutely brilliant!!!

Date: 2011-02-16 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Thank you very much! 8DDD

Date: 2011-02-15 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Ahaha! Love everything, especially the forms! too funny!

Date: 2011-02-16 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
I'm happy someone else find it as hilarious as I do~

Date: 2011-02-15 06:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] aldora89.livejournal.com
Eeeeeee all of this is amazing! The Vulcan/Human makeout pic is so hot, the medical forms are hilarious, and the heart graph is the best, nerdiest kind of sweet (and is now a part of my headcanon). I can totally see Jim ninja-ing into sickbay and snickering quietly to himself as he makes those edits.

Date: 2011-02-16 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Thanks~ I wish I could tell the part of my brain that came up with the medical form to keep churning out awesome ideas like this.

Date: 2011-02-15 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gogglehead84.livejournal.com
ROFL!! XDDD I don't even know what to say. You are so damn awesome. Those medical forms and the pictures!! *explodes*

Date: 2011-02-16 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Awwwww thank you. ;u; *blushes*

Date: 2011-02-15 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dahliablack86.livejournal.com
Loooooved this!! Thanks so much for sharing!

Date: 2011-02-16 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
You're very welcome~ <3

Date: 2011-02-15 07:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] prue84.livejournal.com
Oh my God. I've laughed too much my belli hurts!
Brilliantly awesome!!

Date: 2011-02-16 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cannedebonbon.livejournal.com
Haha, sorry about your belly? 8DDD Glad you like it though.

Date: 2011-02-16 03:28 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-02-15 07:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] averzierlia.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Date: 2011-02-16 03:29 am (UTC)
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